Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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