jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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