I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
