How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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