i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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