she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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