i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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