these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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