At least make sure they are 18
Why
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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