3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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