can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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