Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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