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• (631): View more from New York

  Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key

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  had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?

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  All. The answer is always all

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...

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