Porn is love you can see.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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