You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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