he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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