So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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