He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When did angry sex become our thing?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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