Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
false alarm. still invincible.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We have started to decorate penises.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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