Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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