Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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