I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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