I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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