You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
