Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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