She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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