Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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