can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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