dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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