But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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