her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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