well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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