I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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