Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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