and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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