I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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