yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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