My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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