when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I will be naked everywhere
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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