how do flat chested girls get laid?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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