don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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