I think I am morally bankrupt
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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