i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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