I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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