I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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