But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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