Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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