I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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