Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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