Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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