Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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