I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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